
Past Winners: 2025
January 2026
This month, member Marcin Nowak, who recently relocated to Hong Kong from London, won the 55-word story contest by discovering our interesting hygiene standard.
“I miss cockroaches
You know the weirdest thing about living on Mars? You can leave half eaten food lying on the table, noodles, fruit, whatever. Nothing will come for it. No flies, no cockroaches, no rats. In Sai Ying Pun I removed food waste with almost religious zeal. Takeaway container – immediately out. It is too fucking sterile here.”
February 2026
As the Chinese New Year approaches, we shared a lot about what we only see in the Chinese New Year. Our Coming of Age anthology editor, Jay Oatway, shared what he only saw during the Chinese New Year.
“All Heaters Now On Sale
Mrs. White could finally throw open the windows and doors to ‘let the house breathe.’ She didn’t miss frigid UK winters, but tired of HK aircon in February. The cool air refreshed the indoors, breezing in a new year — until the next day, when she shut it all again and brought out the electric radiator.”
March 2026
In this month of madness, member Stewart McKay wrote not only the month of March was a madness, but also the marching itself.
“I Don’t Know What I’ve Been Told
They marched. Then they marched some more. Rows of raised then lowered then raised then lowered feet. Rows of clockwork legs. Right left! Marched until they were parched. Left right! Through field and glen, then field again. Right left! They marched because he told them to. Left right! He told them to because he could.”

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